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  ## Picard "Mr

  Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? more...

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  ## Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

  Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. more...

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  ## Windows and The Borg

  Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
  attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been
  able to access their command pathways?"
  Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by
  searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing
  technology."
  Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
  Riker looks puzzled. "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
  Data turns to answer.
  this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command
  pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming
  system resources at an unstoppable rate."
  Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't
  they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
  Data: "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it
  creates a new version of itself more...

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  ## Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

  Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. more...

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  ## What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

  What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 U. S. leader

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