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Fry
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Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
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Fry
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how you play the game!
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Fry
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how you play the game!
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Boy
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You stink, loser!
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Boy
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You stink, loser!
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Panucci
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Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!
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Panucci
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Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!
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Fry
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Michelle, baby! Where you going?
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Fry
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Michelle, baby! Where you going?
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Michelle
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I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
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Michelle
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I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
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Fry
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I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
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Fry
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I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
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Bike
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Thief: Happy new year!
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Bike
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Thief: Happy new year!
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Fry
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Here's to another lousy millennium.
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Fry
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Here's to another lousy millennium.
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Crowd
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Ten!
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Crowd
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Ten!
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Crowd
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Neuf!
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Crowd
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Neuf!
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Crowd
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Otto!
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Crowd
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Otto!
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Crowd
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Saba!
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Crowd
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Saba!
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Crowd
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Eksi!
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Crowd
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Eksi!
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Crowd
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Wu!
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Crowd
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Wu!
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Crowd
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Char!
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Crowd
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Char!
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Crowd
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Thathu!
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Crowd
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Thathu!
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Crowd
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Nee!
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Crowd
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Nee!
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Crowd
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One!
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Crowd
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One!
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Fry
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What the--?
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Fry
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What the--?
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Fry
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My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
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Fry
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My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
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Terry
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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Terry
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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Lou
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Why do you always have to say it that way?
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Lou
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Why do you always have to say it that way?
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Terry
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Come, your destiny awaits!
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Terry
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Come, your destiny awaits!
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Lou
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Have a nice future.
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Lou
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Have a nice future.
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Fry
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Ow!
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Fry
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Ow!
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Leela
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Name?
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Leela
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Name?
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Fry
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Uh, Fry.
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Fry
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Uh, Fry.
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Leela
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I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
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Leela
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I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
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Fry
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Can I ask you a question?
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Fry
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Can I ask you a question?
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Leela
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As long as it's not about my eye.
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Leela
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As long as it's not about my eye.
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Fry
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Uh...
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Fry
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Uh...
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Leela
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Is it about my eye?
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Leela
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Is it about my eye?
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Fry
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Sort of.
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Fry
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Sort of.
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Leela
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Just ask the question.
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Leela
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Just ask the question.
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Fry
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What's with the eye?
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Fry
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What's with the eye?
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Leela
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I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject.
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Leela
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I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject.
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Fry
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Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
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Fry
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Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
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Leela
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No, I just work here.
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Leela
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No, I just work here.
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Fry
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Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate?
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Fry
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Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate?
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Leela
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Yep. It's December 31st, 2999.
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Leela
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Yep. It's December 31st, 2999.
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Fry
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My God! A million years!
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Fry
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My God! A million years!
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Leela
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I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
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Leela
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I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
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Fry
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Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
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Fry
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Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
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Leela
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Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great...
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Leela
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Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great...
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Leela
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...great-great-great-great-great nephew.
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Leela
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...great-great-great-great-great nephew.
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Fry
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That's great! What's the little guy's name?
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Fry
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That's great! What's the little guy's name?
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Leela
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
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Leela
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
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Fry
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Eurgh!
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Fry
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Eurgh!
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Fry
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What's that?
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Fry
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What's that?
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Leela
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Your permanent career assignment.
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Leela
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Your permanent career assignment.
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Fry
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Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else!
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Fry
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Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else!
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Leela
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Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else.
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Leela
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Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else.
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Fry
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What if I refuse?
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Fry
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What if I refuse?
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Leela
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Then you'll be fired--
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Leela
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Then you'll be fired--
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Fry
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Fine!
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Fry
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Fine!
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Leela
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Out of a cannon into the Sun!
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Leela
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Out of a cannon into the Sun!
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Fry
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But I don't like being a delivery boy.
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Fry
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But I don't like being a delivery boy.
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Leela
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
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Leela
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
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Fry
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Keep that thing away from me!
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Fry
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Keep that thing away from me!
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Leela
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You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One--
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Leela
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You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One--
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Fry
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You owe me one.
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Fry
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You owe me one.
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Fry
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Whoa!
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Fry
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Whoa!
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Man
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#1: JFK Jr. Airport.
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Man
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#1: JFK Jr. Airport.
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Man
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#1.
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Man
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#1.
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Fry
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Um. Cross Town Express?
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Fry
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Um. Cross Town Express?
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Man
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#2: Pft! Tourist!
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Man
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#2: Pft! Tourist!
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Fry
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Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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Fry
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Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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Fry
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It doesn't look so shiny to me.
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Fry
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It doesn't look so shiny to me.
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Bender
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Shinier than yours, meatbag!
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Bender
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Shinier than yours, meatbag!
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Bender
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Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!
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Bender
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Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!
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Booth
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Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible.
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Booth
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Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible.
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Fry
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Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
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Fry
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Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
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Booth
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Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible.
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Booth
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Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible.
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Bender
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Bring it on, baby!
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Bender
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Bring it on, baby!
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Bender
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C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!
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Bender
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C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!
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Fry
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Help! What's happening?
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Fry
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Help! What's happening?
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Booth
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Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.
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Booth
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Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.
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Bender
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Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!
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Bender
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Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!
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Leela
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Two, three-- Hey!
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Leela
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Two, three-- Hey!
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Terry
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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Terry
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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Leela
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Shut up, Terry.
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Leela
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Shut up, Terry.
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Ipgee
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This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.
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Ipgee
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This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.
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Leela
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Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him.
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Leela
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Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him.
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Ipgee
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Life is good!
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Ipgee
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Life is good!
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Fry
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Why would a robot need to drink?
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Fry
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Why would a robot need to drink?
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Bender
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So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job.
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Bender
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So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job.
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Fry
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Really? What do you do, Bender?
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Fry
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Really? What do you do, Bender?
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Bender
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I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.
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Bender
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I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.
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Fry
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You any good at it?
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Fry
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You any good at it?
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Bender
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You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.
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Bender
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You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.
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Fry
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What?
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Fry
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What?
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Bender
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Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself.
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Bender
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Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself.
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Fry
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Wait! You're the only friend I have!
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Fry
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Wait! You're the only friend I have!
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Bender
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You really want a robot for a friend?
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Bender
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You really want a robot for a friend?
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Fry
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Yeah, ever since I was six.
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Fry
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Yeah, ever since I was six.
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Bender
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Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
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Bender
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Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
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Fry
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Don't look! Don't look!
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Fry
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Don't look! Don't look!
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Bender
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I'm not looking!
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Bender
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I'm not looking!
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Leela
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This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up.
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Leela
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This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up.
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Smitty
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We'll be there in five minutes.
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