text
string | score
int64 | upvote_ratio
float64 | num_comments
int64 | created_utc
float64 | url
string | id
string | subreddit
string | author
string | source_endpoint
string |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
As I got acclimated to my new wheelchair, I reached record speeds while racing down the neighborhood. Its original owner wasn’t happy to see me take off with it since he still needed it.
| 64
| 0.97
| 0
| 1,596,003,379
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/hzvizh/as_i_got_acclimated_to_my_new_wheelchair_i/
|
hzvizh
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
cephalicrush
|
top_all
|
For a long time, I couldn't wrap my head around the phrase: "Let the dead sleep." Until I heard the name of Jesus; ever since I came out of the grave, alive and well, I have been walking as a new creature.
| 64
| 0.94
| 0
| 1,605,570,780
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jvi8p2/for_a_long_time_i_couldnt_wrap_my_head_around_the/
|
jvi8p2
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
the demon came out of the closet and came towards me ... I opened my eyes, it was my mom opening the door of my room
| 64
| 0.93
| 3
| 1,609,759,296
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/kq6tot/the_demon_came_out_of_the_closet_and_came_towards/
|
kq6tot
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
scaryteller1
|
top_all
|
"tomatoes are decent" i said to myself it was then i realized, we (me, the tomato and the meat worm) were approaching the tomato indecency factory
| 64
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,651,930,554
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ukdg1y/tomatoes_are_decent_i_said_to_myself/
|
ukdg1y
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I told my daughter that she was adopted. She gave me a big hug and we left the adoption agency.
| 63
| 0.99
| 2
| 1,702,118,633
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18eaztl/i_told_my_daughter_that_she_was_adopted/
|
18eaztl
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Passionate_Pulsen
|
top_all
|
As I prepared to attack, I heard my friend yell. “Pikachu, use thunderbolt!”
| 63
| 0.95
| 4
| 1,574,877,689
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/e2jvu6/as_i_prepared_to_attack_i_heard_my_friend_yell/
|
e2jvu6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
There’s a cruel sort of futility in joining a sub that hasn’t been posted to in 37 days. I have three weeks to live, so am I wasting my time?
| 63
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,574,385,573
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dztis3/theres_a_cruel_sort_of_futility_in_joining_a_sub/
|
dztis3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
shakeythirsty
|
top_all
|
After jogging (2.5 mph) through the woods, I (54M) sat on a bench to rest my body(400kg) and as I (54M) looked up I (54M) suddenly saw my girlfriend (8F). My heart (200bpm) raced, I (54M) widened my eyes and my entire being (400kg) started shaking and crying(also pissing) when I (54M) saw Chris Hansen (62M) standing behind her (8F).
| 63
| 0.97
| 8
| 1,650,484,288
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u84vx8/after_jogging_25_mph_through_the_woods_i_54m_sat/
|
u84vx8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
"Mommy! There is a monster in my bed!" The little boy screamed as his mother rushed inside The boy remained quiet when his mother turned on the bedroom lights, revealing a mirror next to his bed
| 63
| 0.95
| 3
| 1,623,659,188
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/nzi1x7/mommy_there_is_a_monster_in_my_bed_the_little_boy/
|
nzi1x7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
123Spaghetti321
|
top_all
|
“I promise I won’t hurt you,” he said, “I’m your friend.” But then he turned into the meat worm
| 63
| 0.97
| 5
| 1,653,601,409
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uyibc1/i_promise_i_wont_hurt_you_he_said_im_your_friend/
|
uyibc1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Conscious-Case1899
|
top_all
|
I like watermelon That when I realized I don't like watermelon
| 63
| 0.83
| 21
| 1,648,567,231
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tr4fl1/i_like_watermelon/
|
tr4fl1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Qyzun21
|
top_all
|
"Hands in the air" the officer barked as I sat there on my knees. They weren't nearly as amused as I was when I raised my victim's arms into the air in response.
| 63
| 1
| 4
| 1,641,873,005
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/s13f8g/hands_in_the_air_the_officer_barked_as_i_sat/
|
s13f8g
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RScommitted
|
top_all
|
There was no mod on this subreddit. Now there are two.
| 63
| 0.98
| 1
| 1,569,762,282
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dauuzc/there_was_no_mod_on_this_subreddit/
|
dauuzc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
thedeliriousteen
|
top_all
|
I was excited, nervous, anxious, worried and happy - like my first kiss - being first human to set foot on mars, knowing that the closest human was only eight-hundred kilometers away, orbiting above me. As my foot made its first imprint into the reddish, sandy, soil, I could hear the loud hissing of the tear in my suit as it snagged on the ladder during my descent.
| 62
| 0.92
| 2
| 1,597,415,420
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/i9mziq/i_was_excited_nervous_anxious_worried_and_happy/
|
i9mziq
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
quimquaffer
|
top_all
|
There is no second sentence. I lied.
| 62
| 0.98
| 2
| 1,650,219,236
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u5sreo/there_is_no_second_sentence/
|
u5sreo
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
BionicTem_
|
top_all
|
I woke up to the sound of my girlfriend snoozing the alarm on her phone as she snuggles closer to me. It's was only when I started to fully wake up that I remembered that my girlfriend died 3 months ago
| 62
| 0.94
| 4
| 1,599,788,992
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/iqhar9/i_woke_up_to_the_sound_of_my_girlfriend_snoozing/
|
iqhar9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PissKitten24
|
top_all
|
My brain asked me if I was going to sleep, so I said yes and told it to shut up. It replied: “But you’ve already slept your last nap and you don’t know it.”
| 62
| 0.93
| 4
| 1,585,721,476
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/fsu11h/my_brain_asked_me_if_i_was_going_to_sleep_so_i/
|
fsu11h
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
He was on the council .Yet he wasn’t a master.
| 62
| 0.99
| 12
| 1,539,643,280
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9ohofe/he_was_on_the_council/
|
9ohofe
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I knew I'd regret walking down the aisle that day as the music played loudly in the background. If I knew my ex was working at the Bakery section in Asda I'd have chosen to go to Tesco instead!
| 61
| 0.94
| 1
| 1,611,107,841
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/l0z14g/i_knew_id_regret_walking_down_the_aisle_that_day/
|
l0z14g
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
As I waited in the long line at checkout, the man ahead of me pulled off his mask and yelled "who the fuck farted!?" He then pulled out a gun and shot himself in the head.
| 61
| 0.78
| 5
| 1,606,717,957
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/k3qhtp/as_i_waited_in_the_long_line_at_checkout_the_man/
|
k3qhtp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Jfuentes6
|
top_all
|
"My penis is very intact today" I said to myself. "Nuh uh" said the penis slasher.
| 61
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,693,355,429
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/164zn1p/my_penis_is_very_intact_today_i_said_to_myself/
|
164zn1p
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
i ate the burger king burger in mcdonald’s
| 61
| 0.97
| 6
| 1,644,868,880
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ssjtnh/i_ate_the_burger_king_burger/
|
ssjtnh
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MISTDDHENRY
|
top_all
|
"Man I hate sand" I thought to myself as I was driving down the road As I turned to look out the window I realized I was approaching the sand factory.
| 61
| 0.95
| 6
| 1,650,580,488
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u8zg7z/man_i_hate_sand_i_thought_to_myself_as_i_was/
|
u8zg7z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_all
|
The father said to his child, it'll only hurt for a second be still. Moments later, he untied the loose baby tooth from the string he pulled it out with.
| 60
| 0.93
| 0
| 1,614,629,293
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/lvj4cj/the_father_said_to_his_child_itll_only_hurt_for_a/
|
lvj4cj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ADifferentRandomBoi
|
top_all
|
"I'm just going to get some milk" Dad said as he left the house... When he returned his family were gone, without leaving a single trace. He never saw them again.
| 60
| 0.87
| 17
| 1,661,745,934
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/x0f2bh/im_just_going_to_get_some_milk_dad_said_as_he/
|
x0f2bh
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Either_Front_1277
|
top_all
|
"Go on, make me your bitch," I said as I smiled, bound in rope and chains. My smile widened further when the dominatrix, clad in studded leather and latex, opened her mouth and all that came out was the small peep of "Chrysanthemum."
| 60
| 0.91
| 11
| 1,622,729,349
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/nree8q/go_on_make_me_your_bitch_i_said_as_i_smiled_bound/
|
nree8q
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Icy_Wildcat
|
top_all
|
the monster ate everything, in a little while it would eat me too ... This is how I see my dad when he eats .
| 60
| 0.9
| 4
| 1,609,841,298
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/kqvj39/the_monster_ate_everything_in_a_little_while_it/
|
kqvj39
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
scaryteller1
|
top_all
|
Garlic is a natural herb with many beneficial properties for keeping your blood clean and healthy. Why else would vampires trick you into seasoning your blood with it?
| 59
| 0.98
| 1
| 1,625,583,960
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/oews09/garlic_is_a_natural_herb_with_many_beneficial/
|
oews09
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GrimmRetails
|
top_all
|
I was so excited for my first goodminton tournament. "welcome to the BADminton tournament", the evil sign said.
| 59
| 0.95
| 0
| 1,707,671,006
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1aocqsa/i_was_so_excited_for_my_first_goodminton/
|
1aocqsa
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
CackleCore
|
top_all
|
Knife guy walked up to me with a look of anger on his face I’m gonna shoot you
| 59
| 1
| 4
| 1,658,597,131
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w69agd/knife_guy_walked_up_to_me_with_a_look_of_anger_on/
|
w69agd
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Two__eggs
|
top_all
|
On one of my rare days off, I sat around in my underwear playing video games. Then the police showed up and I was permanently trespassed from Chuck E. Cheese.
| 59
| 0.98
| 1
| 1,619,605,151
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/n0boie/on_one_of_my_rare_days_off_i_sat_around_in_my/
|
n0boie
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NathanielleS
|
top_all
|
Yesterday was the birthday of one of the seals I take care of in the zoo, so I decided to make him a meal. Surprisingly, the blubber nuggets tasted quite great!
| 59
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,592,568,058
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/hbzfua/yesterday_was_the_birthday_of_one_of_the_seals_i/
|
hbzfua
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
heylowtheyre
|
top_all
|
Our life together was so strong, I told her I would die to save her. I never thought it would be a week later when I walked into my bedroom and saw her with my brother, and he with my gun.
| 58
| 0.96
| 6
| 1,599,661,778
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ipgx79/our_life_together_was_so_strong_i_told_her_i/
|
ipgx79
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
quimquaffer
|
top_all
|
Out of the thousands of people who planned to raid Area 51 Only one did
| 58
| 0.95
| 1
| 1,569,854,639
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dbckos/out_of_the_thousands_of_people_who_planned_to/
|
dbckos
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
HappilyNotHappy
|
top_all
|
On 100 acres of farmland I plant crops on the northern 50, and leave the southern 50 fallow. Next year I plant on the southern 50, and leave the northern 50 fallow.
>!if a crop-rotation is *not* considered a plot-twist, I have a thesaurus to give to an unfun mod!<
| 58
| 0.95
| 3
| 1,648,323,063
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tp0xy7/on_100_acres_of_farmland_i_plant_crops_on_the/
|
tp0xy7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
---handmade
|
top_all
|
Both of the foreign men across the table from me suddenly erupt into a violent fistfight. My job as a translator sure is entertaining when I lie.
| 58
| 1
| 2
| 1,629,826,549
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/pas41z/both_of_the_foreign_men_across_the_table_from_me/
|
pas41z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GuyAwks
|
top_all
|
As I entered the room, I noticed a wet floor sign. I was in the toilet.
| 58
| 0.95
| 1
| 1,597,998,899
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/idt14t/as_i_entered_the_room_i_noticed_a_wet_floor_sign/
|
idt14t
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PurpleOmelette
|
top_all
|
I was so excited to be reunited with my love this Christmas. And I have a surprise that’ll stitch us together forever.
| 58
| 0.94
| 0
| 1,607,185,951
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/k7aiwy/i_was_so_excited_to_be_reunited_with_my_love_this/
|
k7aiwy
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
2aireishuman
|
top_all
|
I hadn’t seen one in years, every day avoiding a mirror to hide my shame after giving up and letting go. But today I saw the mirror, and as Just as I expected, it did not reflect my image...
| 57
| 0.95
| 0
| 1,604,716,413
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jpius6/i_hadnt_seen_one_in_years_every_day_avoiding_a/
|
jpius6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
jamminjamin98
|
top_all
|
“I hate evil clown” I said to myself. Peering out the bus window i realized we were approaching the evil clown factory.
| 57
| 0.93
| 15
| 1,687,899,919
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14kpj1z/i_hate_evil_clown_i_said_to_myself/
|
14kpj1z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OuterAura909356
|
top_all
|
Being the last person alive aside from my husband, I decided to kick the bucket. Reincarnating as a fly in the toilet bowl he was about to shit in, I suddenly regretted my decision.
| 57
| 0.92
| 1
| 1,616,437,770
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/maugsg/being_the_last_person_alive_aside_from_my_husband/
|
maugsg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Holyshitthelion
|
top_all
|
"knife guy and meat worm man are not the reality thanks fully" I think in bedtime. But the meat man worm knife guy man murder man meat knife worm.
| 57
| 0.96
| 9
| 1,681,177,583
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12i47mn/knife_guy_and_meat_worm_man_are_not_the_reality/
|
12i47mn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PerfectlyAverageGamr
|
top_all
|
"911 please help my house has been invaded and my family is held hostage." "i know."
| 57
| 0.96
| 2
| 1,619,877,316
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/n2it3h/911_please_help_my_house_has_been_invaded_and_my/
|
n2it3h
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
theimortal1974
|
top_all
|
I walked into my apartment and found my roommate had shot himself in the head. As I ran to the body I realized the gun was made of legos.
| 56
| 0.89
| 4
| 1,606,022,563
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jyq96x/i_walked_into_my_apartment_and_found_my_roommate/
|
jyq96x
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Jfuentes6
|
top_all
|
"I hate tomatoes," I said to myself. "what did you say to me you little shit" said the tomato men before they turned me into ketchup
| 56
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,657,923,580
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w00stv/i_hate_tomatoes_i_said_to_myself/
|
w00stv
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
JustPlay94_cryer
|
top_all
|
I desperately tried to keep myself from freezing to death as I wasn't ready to give up on figuring out this puzzle in the pitch black darkness. Little did I know, I would come to the realization of my blanket being a square.
| 56
| 1
| 1
| 1,602,276,946
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/j876bv/i_desperately_tried_to_keep_myself_from_freezing/
|
j876bv
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
cosmosisbliss
|
top_all
|
As i washed the filth my hands i thought to myself what is wrong with me. Then i went deleted my search history
| 56
| 0.97
| 1
| 1,602,268,079
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/j84fo5/as_i_washed_the_filth_my_hands_i_thought_to/
|
j84fo5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“Im sure glad they caught the testicle bandit!” I said out of loud I felt the grizzled paw of an experienced sack snatcher tickle my lower ballocks.
| 56
| 0.99
| 3
| 1,669,693,948
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z7ik9m/im_sure_glad_they_caught_the_testicle_bandit_i/
|
z7ik9m
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_all
|
"I really hate beans" I sad to myself I checked my compass, we were heading beanward
| 56
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,671,528,440
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zqk043/i_really_hate_beans_i_sad_to_myself/
|
zqk043
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
HighAboveTheRest
|
top_all
|
There's someone going around the Internet pretending to be me. So if you can send me two hundred dollars, I'll make him go away.
| 55
| 0.99
| 1
| 1,620,138,810
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/n4pssu/theres_someone_going_around_the_internet/
|
n4pssu
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NathanielleS
|
top_all
|
This subreddit hadn't been posted on since last year Then I posted on it
| 55
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,569,781,396
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dayzlx/this_subreddit_hadnt_been_posted_on_since_last/
|
dayzlx
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Th0tSlayr
|
top_all
|
I hate twosentenceplottwist, I said looking out the bus window That’s when I realized the bus was heading towards the twosentenceplottwistfactory
| 55
| 0.94
| 11
| 1,651,801,465
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ujcl31/i_hate_twosentenceplottwist_i_said_looking_out/
|
ujcl31
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Elegant_Sky_2911
|
top_all
|
I ate a hamburger and thought to myself, "This is a very good hamburger." Then I realized it was an exploding Hamburger
| 55
| 0.94
| 5
| 1,641,066,678
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/rtqxw0/i_ate_a_hamburger_and_thought_to_myself_this_is_a/
|
rtqxw0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
TimberTrain30
|
top_all
|
“Love is blind!” I said with a hearty laugh, starting at my beautiful wife whom I was about to marry. “Perhaps it is you who is blind” the meatworm said, removing his face mask and tossing me to the meat men, who quickly devoured my gallbladder.
| 55
| 0.97
| 1
| 1,668,302,646
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yto62m/love_is_blind_i_said_with_a_hearty_laugh_starting/
|
yto62m
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_all
|
Her impact on the community was such that no one would ever forget her. And no one visited her grave without a full bladder.
| 55
| 0.98
| 1
| 1,624,722,761
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/o8dedx/her_impact_on_the_community_was_such_that_no_one/
|
o8dedx
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GrimmRetails
|
top_all
|
“Azazel, you’re fired!” Lucifer boomed “Not again!” The scapegoat demon muttered, as he spontaneously combusted for the 20th time that week
| 55
| 0.97
| 0
| 1,619,441,171
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/mywu6k/azazel_youre_fired_lucifer_boomed/
|
mywu6k
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
“Stop, don’t breathe in the fumes!” I begged, but it was too late As my henchman passed out beside me, chloroform bottle still in hand, I groaned in exasperation; yet another attempt to capture that darned superhero had ended in disaster
| 54
| 0.97
| 1
| 1,616,811,502
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/me4hj7/stop_dont_breathe_in_the_fumes_i_begged_but_it/
|
me4hj7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
I got caught peeing in the pool and now I'm permanently banned. The worst part is the driver expects me to replace his leather seats.
| 54
| 0.95
| 0
| 1,621,692,555
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/nijf7u/i_got_caught_peeing_in_the_pool_and_now_im/
|
nijf7u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GrimmRetails
|
top_all
|
I saw a look of confusion spread across the others faces as we saw him enter our lonely temple room. The boy in green had lost an arm but showed no fear as the Chu Chus closed in.
| 54
| 0.97
| 2
| 1,594,087,832
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/hmlp6b/i_saw_a_look_of_confusion_spread_across_the/
|
hmlp6b
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
There have been several failed attempts at freeing the princess from the deagon. As this batch of adventures entered the dungeon, they heard a female voice announce ”Honey? There’s another group of adventures wanting to see you.”
| 54
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,600,953,791
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/iyx66y/there_have_been_several_failed_attempts_at/
|
iyx66y
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Makeshift33
|
top_all
|
"This house is very nice," I thought, smiling. Unfortunately for me, I then walked into the carpeted bathroom.
| 54
| 1
| 6
| 1,679,855,298
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/122uz9k/this_house_is_very_nice_i_thought_smiling/
|
122uz9k
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Kingoffroggos
|
top_all
|
I don't care if you're straight, gay, bi, pan or whatever, all of your lungs will be fine addition to my collection. Unless you smoke then fuck you.
| 53
| 0.86
| 5
| 1,642,595,035
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/s7ozct/i_dont_care_if_youre_straight_gay_bi_pan_or/
|
s7ozct
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Tern_Larvidae-2424
|
top_all
|
"I am 40 but I have the body of an 18 year old" When I asked her to prove this, she opened her refrigerator and there was a young girl's body inside
| 53
| 0.92
| 6
| 1,659,385,320
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/wdrfcw/i_am_40_but_i_have_the_body_of_an_18_year_old/
|
wdrfcw
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
kislaya31
|
top_all
|
“I hate bread” I said to myself under my breath. As I looked down I saw my hands were bread.
| 53
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,653,263,122
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uvnb1w/i_hate_bread_i_said_to_myself_under_my_breath/
|
uvnb1w
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
Some days I just wanted to scream at the universe for being so unfair But then I remember I’m the one who made the damned thing to begin with
| 53
| 0.98
| 2
| 1,619,824,052
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/n25rtr/some_days_i_just_wanted_to_scream_at_the_universe/
|
n25rtr
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
‘Are we near the river?’ ‘No... it should be 10 miles South of here... and... why do I smell iron... even over this veil of smoke?’
| 52
| 0.87
| 3
| 1,582,328,838
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/f7k1k8/are_we_near_the_river/
|
f7k1k8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Gaugethesecond
|
top_all
|
damn girl can that ass shit? DAMN GIRL THAT ASS CAN SHIT!1!!1!
| 52
| 0.93
| 4
| 1,646,802,246
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ta06ss/damn_girl_can_that_ass_shit/
|
ta06ss
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
weebwomp
|
top_all
|
He was listening to his favorite song. The sound of his family screaming was music to his ears.
| 51
| 0.93
| 3
| 1,574,461,082
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/e08dlm/he_was_listening_to_his_favorite_song/
|
e08dlm
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
DolphFUN
|
top_all
|
“Are you serious?” I asked in shock “No, it’s pronounced ‘serial kill-‘ oh...” my trick had worked; the suspect had given himself away
| 51
| 0.9
| 2
| 1,616,971,414
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/mfbweq/are_you_serious_i_asked_in_shock/
|
mfbweq
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
I took my shotgun and shot the intruder breaking into my house the intruder was actually jesus chris
| 51
| 0.87
| 10
| 1,645,874,508
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t1ux03/i_took_my_shotgun_and_shot_the_intruder_breaking/
|
t1ux03
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
The monster was about to tear my heart out of my chest. Then I remembered that this is a lucid dream.
| 51
| 0.83
| 0
| 1,570,921,132
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dh2br6/the_monster_was_about_to_tear_my_heart_out_of_my/
|
dh2br6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I got into my car goblin in the back seat
| 51
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,685,754,963
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13yvx8o/i_got_into_my_car/
|
13yvx8o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
alibettispaghettiIG
|
top_all
|
"What's the time Mr. Wolf?" my kids said in the garden "Meat worm o'clock," said the meat worm
| 51
| 0.96
| 5
| 1,658,149,925
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w1z1f8/whats_the_time_mr_wolf_my_kids_said_in_the_garden/
|
w1z1f8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Snoo-37712
|
top_all
|
There are two wolves inside you And you think to yourself "This furry convention is going amazing"
| 50
| 0.95
| 3
| 1,647,896,987
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tjm3fj/there_are_two_wolves_inside_you/
|
tjm3fj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
nimariga
|
top_all
|
The Demons got to him. He’d gotten so edgy about his “Inner Demons” after he started to listen to bands like My Chemical Romance.
| 50
| 0.85
| 0
| 1,588,317,352
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/gbdknk/the_demons_got_to_him/
|
gbdknk
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
aphroditebutakaren
|
top_all
|
You might think I'm Grim but I'm that man in black that's seen more Dead people than you can ever imagine. I've married many women, drank lots of wine ranted to the masses Its not so bad being a priest actually.
| 49
| 0.9
| 0
| 1,611,166,352
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/l1et2j/you_might_think_im_grim_but_im_that_man_in_black/
|
l1et2j
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
When the kidnapper made me guess where they had kept my daughter I went for the basement and he said correct and allowing me see her, But when I found her head on the table I learned that every other choice would have been correct
| 49
| 0.97
| 6
| 1,639,657,534
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/rhppcd/when_the_kidnapper_made_me_guess_where_they_had/
|
rhppcd
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NovaXProductions
|
top_all
|
"Man, I hate the green dip sauce man" I thought to myself "Green dip sauce man" said the green dip sauce man
| 49
| 0.98
| 8
| 1,681,918,501
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12ry7or/man_i_hate_the_green_dip_sauce_man_i_thought_to/
|
12ry7or
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
You say your final words as everyone around you sobs and you fall into an eternal rest. Then you take off the VR headset and gloves as the host asks, “So how was it?”
| 49
| 0.94
| 2
| 1,624,934,917
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/o9zf17/you_say_your_final_words_as_everyone_around_you/
|
o9zf17
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Muytreschic
|
top_all
|
I submitted some text that nobody has read. But now you have read it.
| 49
| 1
| 1
| 1,539,409,692
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9nrj91/i_submitted_some_text_that_nobody_has_read/
|
9nrj91
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Gromlic_Fabadoo
|
top_all
|
“i’m sorry for your loss, i know you loved your sister” he said i ated her.
| 49
| 0.91
| 4
| 1,645,960,879
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t2m79c/im_sorry_for_your_loss_i_know_you_loved_your/
|
t2m79c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
01010100101001
|
top_all
|
Last night while I was eating dinner, my mother died. I’m sad she’s gone but damn she tasted good.
| 49
| 0.97
| 7
| 1,644,240,246
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/smq5za/last_night_while_i_was_eating_dinner_my_mother/
|
smq5za
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I was disgusted to see a used tampon on my bathroom floor Little did I know, it was a *meat worm*
| 49
| 0.91
| 5
| 1,656,550,928
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vnvfxn/i_was_disgusted_to_see_a_used_tampon_on_my/
|
vnvfxn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Mactik
|
top_all
|
“Oh boy, I sure do love having functional balls” I said “Not so fast” said the testicular torsion wizard
| 48
| 0.94
| 3
| 1,680,249,428
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/127e8xn/oh_boy_i_sure_do_love_having_functional_balls_i/
|
127e8xn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Fynnlae
|
top_all
|
"I hate factory" I said to myself As I peered out the bus window and realize we're heading towards the factory tomato
| 48
| 1
| 11
| 1,658,478,981
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w55ds5/i_hate_factory_i_said_to_myself/
|
w55ds5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. They didn’t fit my creature.
| 48
| 0.98
| 4
| 1,655,486,330
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vel3yi/for_sale_baby_shoes_never_worn/
|
vel3yi
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
EarthJane
|
top_all
|
I was eating the meat worm Then I realised it was the tomato factory
| 48
| 0.97
| 6
| 1,658,007,347
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w0r1z0/i_was_eating_the_meat_worm/
|
w0r1z0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
EarnedExponent
|
top_all
|
I submitted to an empty subreddit. After I post, the subreddit was no longer empty.
| 48
| 0.98
| 2
| 1,539,229,594
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9n6j0u/i_submitted_to_an_empty_subreddit/
|
9n6j0u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
moreofmoreofmore
|
top_all
|
“Eat like a king who’s on a budget, 3 tasty items fries, drink and nuggets.” These were the lyrics I heard as the man plunged the knife into my abdomen
| 48
| 0.94
| 17
| 1,673,968,294
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10eeln0/eat_like_a_king_whos_on_a_budget_3_tasty_items/
|
10eeln0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
top_all
|
“I love tomatoes” I said I didn’t notice the bus was approaching the tomato incinerator factory
| 47
| 0.94
| 4
| 1,672,769,586
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/102f0sz/i_love_tomatoes_i_said/
|
102f0sz
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Leather_String_445
|
top_all
|
"I hate buses filled with people" the tomato factory said to itself, As it glanced towards itself, it saw a bus full of people approaching it.
| 47
| 0.96
| 1
| 1,658,400,088
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/w4dfyk/i_hate_buses_filled_with_people_the_tomato/
|
w4dfyk
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Eastern_Ear6010
|
top_all
|
With four hundred years still left to go on his consecutive life sentences, the prisoner's funeral ended as he was lowered into the grave. Without his vocal chords, all he could do was listen and wait.
| 47
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,619,526,228
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/mzn9ft/with_four_hundred_years_still_left_to_go_on_his/
|
mzn9ft
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GrimmRetails
|
top_all
|
“Wow this thanksgiving dinner will be amazing!” I say out loud as I put the turkey in the oven for 8 hours to cook. When my relatives arrived and I went to get the turkey out I had discovered that the oven had been off the whole time and that the bird was still frozen.
| 47
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,647,790,890
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tinsdp/wow_this_thanksgiving_dinner_will_be_amazing_i/
|
tinsdp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_all
|
here's a water gun said the clown but it was actually a REAL gun and the clown was EVIL.
| 47
| 0.88
| 4
| 1,645,415,652
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/sxjw6l/heres_a_water_gun_said_the_clown/
|
sxjw6l
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
lurker20965334
|
top_all
|
"Draw me like one of your French girls," I said in a sultry tone, draping myself across the couch Never in a million years would I have expected him to hand me a painting of a brutally mutilated girl hanging from the ceiling, in what looked scarily like the room we were in right now.
| 47
| 0.93
| 6
| 1,702,680,717
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18jcmxf/draw_me_like_one_of_your_french_girls_i_said_in_a/
|
18jcmxf
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
unfashionablyl8
|
top_all
|
“I hate toilets,” i said to myself. Peering out the bus window, i realized we were approaching Flush Factory.
| 47
| 0.92
| 4
| 1,648,752,431
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tt6p2u/i_hate_toilets_i_said_to_myself/
|
tt6p2u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
spongeman2
|
top_all
|
My dog fell down the stairs I HAVE NO DOG OR STAIRS!
| 47
| 0.7
| 12
| 1,642,631,476
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/s82k7h/my_dog_fell_down_the_stairs/
|
s82k7h
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Interestingbruh
|
top_all
|
i ate the banana my sqichophrenia make penis into banana
| 47
| 0.94
| 5
| 1,682,611,650
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/130tplu/i_ate_the_banana/
|
130tplu
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“Jesus, take the wheel!” I screamed in terror, as my out of control Prius headed directly for the tree. Instead, I heard an ominous chuckle as my demon took the wheel from me and headed towards the elementary school playground.
| 47
| 0.96
| 13
| 1,679,410,780
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11xjdbp/jesus_take_the_wheel_i_screamed_in_terror_as_my/
|
11xjdbp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_all
|
“See you later, alligator” I said. “I’m no alligator, I’m the meat worm” replied the meat worm.
| 47
| 0.95
| 3
| 1,655,660,096
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vg09b1/see_you_later_alligator_i_said/
|
vg09b1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GuyAwks
|
top_all
|
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